No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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