Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I could fuck to npr.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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