last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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