I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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