i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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