sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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