Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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