This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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