Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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