Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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