Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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