I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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