I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
