hotel room ftw
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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