I smell stomach acid.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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