The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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