there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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