i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you didnt know i had herpes?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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