lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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