omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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