ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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