i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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