I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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