im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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