I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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