I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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