Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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