Are we in a gay sports bar?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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