Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize