i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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