It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
