? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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