I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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