she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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