I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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