SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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