If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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