If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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