Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I said "one day" and that day is not today
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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