You surviving the open bar?
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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