need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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