Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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