i just google imaged poop.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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