it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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