Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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