Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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