A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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