I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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