Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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