her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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