Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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