that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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