Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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