I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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