How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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