Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We got so high we made milksteak
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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