Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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