Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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